Saturday, August 29, 2015

Never Date a Fictional Character

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Never date a fictional character. 

Never date Edward Cullen. He may have the sparkles and a fancy car, but he's way too controlling and possessive. Don't get me started with Jacob Black and his werewolf pack. They have the symptoms of a domestic abuser.

Never date Zuko. Or basically, never play with fire. You will get hurt, one way or another.

Never date Draco Malfoy. Not because he's a cowardice, but his personality is just unflattering. How is a tortured bully ever an attractive trait?

Never date Augustus Waters. His flirting game may swoon in you in the pages of book, but you won't be able to recognize it in real life because the guys who tried his strategy are the ones you most probably rejected and regarded as "creepy" and "weird".

Never date any shadowhunter. Their occupation has made them elitists, so at the end of the day, they will still think they're better than you no matter what they say. And they can be potential rapists.

Never date Katniss Everdeen. Just don't. Not because she's too busy with the revolution, but she can sometimes be very insensitive.

Never date Korra. The job of an Avatar is way too demanding and if you're the type who wants to spend a lot of quality time, then save your breath.

Never date Dick Grayson. His job can put you in great danger, even if you say it's worth the risk (because there's a high probability you do not know what you are saying). And if you're looking for loyalty in your date, then he's most definitely not for you.

Never date Nagisa Furukawa, because she still has a lot to learn for herself.

Never date Wonder Woman. Her pride may be a bit too much for you.

Never date Hercules, because he's not really a wonder boy in real life.

Never date any Disney Prince, since their basis of love and attraction is quite superficial and happily ever after will forever remain a mystery.

Never date Elsa. No matter how many times you sing her song, she has a hard time of letting go.

Never date Ariel, because stubborn is not necessarily hot.

Never date a fictional character. They're not perfect. They're not any different from real life people. Control over your will is not a sweet gesture. A badass attitude may not be something you're looking for. When they say that they're too dangerous to be with, maybe what they say is true. Then who should you date? Who's the right one? My advice is to look up and never depend on fiction for how your love story will be written. Write your own and it will be guaranteed to be the best.

Till the next post~





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